Laval is a 14-year-old French Canadian Girl. At home, she is cared for by her father Dorval, but when she is outside, she is Gatineau’s sidekick, comprising a duo of French Canadian villains. She frequently pursues Montreal because he shares her age and she wants him as her boyfriend, but his feelings are not mutual. When she catches even a tiny glimpse of her love interest, her eyes sparkle a bright shade of violet, and she will not give up the chase – literally – until she gets her hands on him. This causes Montreal to cry, and when he firmly tells her he does not want to be her boyfriend, she also bawls uncontrollably. She is bilingual in both English and French, often blending the two languages together in a Quebecois dialect. Laval is dearly loved by her father despite her mischievousness, sleeping beside him at night.
Lethbridge is a 23-year-old man. He usually wears a white shirt, navy-blue jeans fastened with a belt and a pair of leather-brown cowboy boots with gold-spurred heels. For special occasions, however, he dresses up completely in a traditional cowboy outfit, with a Stetson hat, lasso, replica gun and sheriff’s star badge engraved with his full name, Lethbridge Stafford. If he suspects that someone has been causing trouble, he will catch them in the act by netting them with his lasso and a triumphant yell of “Yee-hah!” He eats a great deal of meat, especially ribs, and loves to slather it with lashes of smoky barbecue sauce to further enhance its flavour. His house, built entirely out of dark oak wood, is actually a historic ranch that was inhabited by cowboys in the city’s pioneer days, and it even smells like one. Lethbridge sleeps on a haystack at night.
Limoges is a black 22-year-old French Canadian man. He cares for his newborn son Plantagenet with his wife Midhurst, and he is very benevolent. He is bilingual, speaking in both English and French, and frequently blending the two languages together. Limoges teaches French to his wife and son daily, even using many endearing terms in both of his native tongues. He caresses his smooth skin to show his kindness. Limoges sleeps together with Midhurst and Plantagenet at night.
Lloydminster is Halifax’s colleague. He wears a black suit with a white-and-bright red striped tie and a pair of black laced shoes, and he always carries his ‘beloved’ suitcase with him. He works in the same office as Halifax, and the two often exchange notes and messages while at their desks. Lloydminster follows his colleague’s code of conduct and healthy lifestyle by the book, always organized and polite, never arriving late or becoming distracted by side shenanigans. He is tied with Halifax for winning the most Employee of the Month awards at the office, though the boss is sure Halifax has won more. Just like Halifax, Lloydminster acts as an affirmative role model for other Canadian businessmen.
Longueuil is a fruit candy vendor. He blends vegan gelatine, organic fruit juices and natural beeswax in a glass bowl, then shapes the mixture into tiny squares and packs them into paper bags. He sells each bag of candies for only five cents each for maximum affordability. Longueuil is bilingual in English and French, giving him an advantage when dealing with his diverse customers, and his speech often blossoms into an English-Quebecois patois. Longueuil wears a rainbow badge on his shirt, meant to represent the many hues of the fruit he uses to flavour his candies.
Lunenburg is an historian. He wears a pair of reading glasses, a soft red-orange robe tied with a sash, colour-coordinated trousers underneath, and a light orange flowing scarf. He carries his much-treasured history book around with him whenever he goes out to discover new historical artefacts and sites, which he records with his modern camera phone. He also loves finding out about his own history, researching genealogical records and drawing up family trees. His soft, thick chocolate-brown hair is streaked with slick silver, indicating his advancing age. Lunenburg is frequently seen at the Canadian Museum of History examining all the exhibits while sitting on his orange silk cushion and taking notes in his amber journal.
Mahone Bay is a lobsterman. He dresses in traditional fisherman’s fare with a cap, suspenders and black gumboots, and he sets up cages on the seafloor daily in which to catch lobsters and crabs. He believes in totally fresh local produce, so he interferes with his catches as little as possible from ocean to table, only keeping them in cold fresh water when on sale. Mahone Bay is able to tell a lobster’s gender simply from looking at them, and he is always careful to repatriate any pregnant female or small baby lobsters to ensure new generations can be born. Mahone Bay does not just catch the usual brick-red lobsters – in the past, he has caught blue, green and even white lobsters.
Mallorytown is Brantford’s black wife. She cares for her mixed-race son Smithville together with her white husband, and just like him, she is of a very kind disposition, stroking her supple skin. Her speech is just as sweet, with “oh so good” being one of her mainstays. Mallorytown sleeps with Brantford and Smithville at night.
Markham is a 14-year-old on the autistic spectrum. Being cared for by his mother Port Perry, he is volatile and unpredictable. He does not speak, only grunting or making other unintelligible guttural noises to communicate. When he becomes excited, he flaps his hands and jumps aimlessly around the place, sometimes not seeing where he’s going. He cannot chew properly, so he often dribbles saliva all over his clothing. Markham bites his hands when he enters a state of anxiety or stimulation, which has left many tiny scars all over the skin.
Medicine Hat is a comedian. He is a ‘resident’ on House of Canada, telling all kinds of jokes and anecdotes to make his audience laugh themselves silly. He carries a cane and can instil fake fear in someone by simply pointing it straight in their faces. If any unwanted guests somehow make it onto the stage, he can scare them off with a good walloping. Medicine Hat frequently gets very hot, so he takes off his hat at regular intervals to cool himself down. He is a big fan of comic books and TV shows, dressing up as his favourite characters at conventions.
Midhurst is Limoges’ wife. She cares for her newborn son Plantagenet together with her husband, whom she learns to speak French from. She has begun to pepper her speech with morsels of French regularly, though she still has a lot of learning to do, and also shows her compassion by stroking her supple skin. Midhurst sleeps with Limoges and Plantagenet at night.
Milton is Burlington’s mother. He cares for him every step of the way, from waking him up in the morning, through making his meals, to tucking him in at night. She cries a lot over him, wishing for the days when Burlington didn’t constantly need her help for tasks he previously took for granted. She takes great care not to touch even one part of his left side, since that will cause him agonizing pain. Milton deeply loves Burlington despite him being partly disabled, stroking the right side of his body.
Miramichi is Clarenville’s 14-year-old girlfriend. She is often seen with her boyfriend at the Canadian Park, snuggled up in their sleeping bags on a lazy summer afternoon. She met him when he was strolling around the park looking for love, and they caught sight of each other. Being his girlfriend ever since, she is sweet, and loves to hum to herself. Miramichi shares a room with Clarenville at his house.
Mississauga is Oakville’s mother. She cares for her disabled son, feeding, changing, bathing and moving him around. She secretly wishes that Oakville was just like any other boy, but she is slowly starting to accept him for who he is. Mississauga’s life is filled with strains from her daily duties in caring for Oakville, but she is immensely proud of him as her son.
Mitchell is a 15-year-old wheelchair user. He has tightly-crimped curled ginger hair and freckles peppered across his face. He does not speak, so he instead uses a special system of communication that uses graphical symbols with the corresponding words to help articulate his needs and desires. Mitchell can use the bathroom with the appropriate aids and assistance, but he does have the occasional accident. Even without the ability to speak, Mitchell charms everyone who encounters him and get to know him in depth.
Moncton is a tight-lipped young man. His face is permanently sunken into a serious angry glare, no matter what he’s feeling, and he never makes a sound or speaks a single word. He communicates with the same methods which Saint John and Bramalea use. Due to his inability – or unwillingness – to speak, and the fact that he perpetually looks solemn, other people think of him as being troubled and difficult. Nevertheless, Moncton owns an excellent knowledge of the world around him, and he clearly displays his intelligence when he observes miniature life through a microscope or faraway planets and galaxies in outer space through his telescope.
Montreal is a 14-year-old French Canadian Boy. He has an older brother named Quebec, who cares for him. He speaks English when he is with the other Canadian Boys and his brother, but if it is just him and Quebec, he speaks French. He often gets chased by a French Canadian Girl named Laval, who is the same age as he is and will never stop chasing him once he is her line of sight, unless he lets her touch him. He often begins to cry when Laval touches him, but Quebec will always comfort him to make him feel better again. Montreal frequently mixes English and French when he speaks. Montreal shows a lot of love to his older brother, often saying to him in French that he loves him so much.
Moose Jaw is a brewer. He grows barley organically right in his backyard, then brews it with only the finest hops, yeast and spring water in wooden barrels, and finally pasteurizes it for extra shelf-life before distribution. He has christened this brew ‘Canadian Honour’, and no two bottles or cans are the same, varying in colour, strength and even flavour. His beer is sold directly to customers at his brewery, and at pubs, clubs, bars and superstores throughout the city. Ironically, despite being in the business of brewing beer, he refrains from drinking alcohol. Moose Jaw’s beer is certified as ‘real Canadian ale’ by the City of Canada Beer Association.
Nanaimo is Fredericton’s assistant and sidekick. He squats down beside Fredericton when he is working at Fredericton’s Fantastic Funhouse, although he does not seem to do any kind of tasks. As a villain, he is much more productive, travelling around with Fredericton to cause huge chaos to unfortunate citizens, or occasionally alone. With a cry of “Nah-nai-nai!” he can invoke the element of nasty surprise in unsuspecting and oblivious victims, and warn them of his presence. He also says it when he laughs, to greet people, or to annoy Fredericton. Vancouver is his frequent kidnapping victim, being easily taken advantage of because of his gullibility, but he always somehow manages to escape back to his family. Nanaimo has a bit of a sweet tooth for Nanaimo bars, keeping a secret stash with him to snack on when he needs some energy.
Napanee is Toronto’s mother. Like her husband Deseronto, she wears glasses and carries a dark walking stick with a pink rubber bottom. She also knows that her son is very famous due to his flairs for singing and dancing. Toronto pays regular visits to her home, and Napanee says she’s amazed at how far he’s come in his life, imagining him as an ‘angel from Heaven’ who descended to Earth and was literally born to dance and sing. Napanee listens to her radio with Deseronto daily, and if one of Toronto’s songs comes on air, she will whisper to him that’s her son showing off his magnificent voice.
Niagara Falls is a mermaid. She lives in the blue depths of the sea with her young daughter Niagara-on-the-Lake, with her second abode under the Canadian Lake. While she mostly stays underwater, she does step onto dry land every now and then, assuming a more humanoid appearance to hide her marine identity. In her mermaid form, she can safely swim around for hours on end without the human danger of drowning. At night, Niagara Falls sleeps with Niagara-on-the-Lake in a secluded but cosy sea cave.
Niagara-on-the-Lake is Niagara Falls’ 4-year-old daughter. Like her mother, she is also a mermaid, living together under the sea and lakes. She occasionally comes to dry land with her mother, taking on the form of an ordinary human girl. As a mermaid, she can remain underwater for long periods of time without ever drowning. Niagara-on-the-Lake sleeps with Niagara Falls inside their secret sea cave at night.
North Bay is a young man who thinks he was actually born into a female body. His wardrobe is filled with what would usually be considered women’s clothing, and his usual garb is a navy blue dress with a somewhat short skirt and black high heels. North Bay loves to admire his looks in the mirror, try on ‘girly’ clothes, make-up and jewellery at the mall, and create collages and ideas in his fashion sketchbook from magazine clippings. When he needs to take care of his business, he uses the ladies’ room, and uses feminine toiletries and bath products. The giveaway of his ‘true’ gender is when he speaks, as he still hasn’t had any hormones injected or had any kind of reassignment surgery. His catchphrases often rhyme, like “I’m North Bay! I gotta lotta say!” North Bay keeps a secret album of photos that were taken during simpler times, which he sometimes reviews for something of a poignant hit of nostalgia.
Oakville is Mississauga’s 14-year-old wheelchair-bound son. Cared for daily by his mother, he does not speak and cannot control either his dribbling or his bodily movements. He is very unpredictable, and has habits of jerking, flapping, spitting, and making strange noises. Despite being a burden on Mississauga, she is immensely proud of Oakville as her child.
Orillia is a model. She has a dark mole on the left side of her neck and a freckle just above her top lip. She values her imperfections, saying they add even more beauty to her figure. She follows Regina’s body-positive movement and philosophy, meeting up with her at regular demonstrations and even showing off new outfits at the Canadian Alternative Fashion Week, championing ethical and eco-friendly garments. Orillia helps to empower other girls and women just like her role model.
Oshawa is Ottawa’s father. He has bright turquoise mascara on his eyelids, and he cares for his son, acting as his personal assistant behind the stage of House of Canada. He knows that despite Ottawa’s young age, he has already gained the status of a celebrity, and he is amazed at what his 9-year-old son can do on TV. Oshawa shows a lot of love and care to Ottawa, touching and stroking him amiably and using various endearing terms, such as his favourite, ‘dear’.
Ottawa is the protagonist of Canadian Boys. He usually wears a Canadian flag outfit with a red maple leaf printed in the middle of his shirt, but when it’s ‘showtime’, he wears a black suit over a red shirt with a matching-colour bowtie and ribbons. He presents House of Canada, a show that lots of Canadian Boys like to watch – being only nine years old, he is the youngest ‘star’ of a ‘Cities & Towns’ show. Ottawa loves ‘every way of having fun’, and he often makes up cartoons to air on House of Canada. Ottawa is cared for by his father Oshawa, who helps him in preparing for the show, and who loves to watch his son present ‘the show the whole of the city of Canada loves to watch’.